- Anti Joke

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

cancer

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

The Big Band Theory

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Justin beiber's penis

Lil Wayne's rapping career

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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