- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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