Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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