- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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