- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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