knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Refridgerator.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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