- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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