- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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