- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Faithful men.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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