What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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