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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Continents are large islands.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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