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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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