what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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