- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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