A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A bar walks into a man

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

tim has no humor

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Where's my tractor?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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