What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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The Oakland Raiders

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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