why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Horse.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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