- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Where's my tractor?

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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