How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

The Princess is in another castle

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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