- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

800 people died last year. end of story

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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