- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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