- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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