Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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