- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How come grilled cheese?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

The Princess is in another castle

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Christianity.

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