- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??