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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

q ggggggggggggggggg

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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