What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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