- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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