Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How come grilled cheese?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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