- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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