- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Hi, my name is Jake.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Lindsay Lohan

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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