- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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