- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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