- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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