- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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