- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Set up Punch line.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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