- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

no really what are ur names?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

I love pissing people off :P

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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