- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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