- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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