What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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