There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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