- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

woman's rights

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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