How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Women's Rights..

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

69.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

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