- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Womens rights.

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