- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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