yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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knock,knock you suck

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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