There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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