woman's rights

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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