- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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