- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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