- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Loperson

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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