George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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