What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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