- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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