- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

whats worse than a kane nothing

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like it in the mouth

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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