Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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