Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A man buys a prius

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Get on the boat.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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