- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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