Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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I like touching my boobs

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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