wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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