- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Trump will make America great again.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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