- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

WNBA

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A guy at a baseball game....

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Skrillex.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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