How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

There was an american man on the way to work.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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