What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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