why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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