I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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