- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

the sky is green no it is not

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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