- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Jacob Edwards has friends.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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