-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Canadians

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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