How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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8===D

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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WILLY

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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