What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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feminine literature

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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