- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

every knight i see an owl at window

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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