- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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