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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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