- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

whats your budget like? a budget.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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