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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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