Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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