- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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