- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Your mom.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are red violets are indigo

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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