- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

im @ work, LOL.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

I work at jcpenny

Women's rights.

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