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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Your gay

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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