- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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