What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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