Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Wright flyer

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Internet Explorer

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Large 4

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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