A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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