- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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