- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

My penis is big... not.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A seal walks into a club.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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