You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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. . I am a whale

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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