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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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