- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Religion.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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