Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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