What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

cats are pussies

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

thomas!!!!

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

No it doesnt..

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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