- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What hurts like hell? HELL

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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