- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Well this is pointless.....

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Justin Bieber

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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