Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

I had a lemon. hi.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

You all have Aids

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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