- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

woman's rights

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

your life

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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