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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Your dads dead. lol

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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