Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

men

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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