- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

You having friends.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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