- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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