- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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