How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Terraria

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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