- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

XD Jackass.

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