what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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