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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

black people

fava beans

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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