- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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