Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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