- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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