How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Vote this up

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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i committed murder

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