- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A man did not like this site

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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