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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A seal walks into a club.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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