Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What does water smell like? water.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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