- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

osama bin laden is dead

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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