You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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