- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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