- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??