- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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