Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Atheism

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What is cowboy say

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Black people

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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