What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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